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Quote by yaminara yooooo doggy! *huggles* you think ya can make me an avy of g-dragon or taemin dancing
btw r u really in russia?!?!?!
If you send me a link to some images I can do that for you over the next few weeks.
Da Comrade I now reside in the Soviet Union.
actually i think i may have figured it out alreadyso u r there right now
Yup and the Potato Soup is horrible. I miss Hamburgers soooo much... :(
u know what it didnt work cuz it was to big u think u could re size it for me http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q9/dancethenparty/Big%20Bang/4c997ag.gifpotato soup..it kinda sounds good XD but yeah hamburgers sound better....is it cold there
I don't know where you got that image but it is to large. I can resize it but it looses the motion video aspect when I do.
You should see if you can get one that is no larger than 100 x 100 pixels in size. I hope this helps.
i found one XD thanx doggy
whats dreary lolSorry I could not help.
Answer: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dreary
lol so u feel somewhat lonely over thereIt's not that bad Yami. I am use to solitude.
So how's things in your life?how the heck r u use to solitude XD ur always the person everyone's talkin to in the sb XD
for me its been really busy with school nd with stuff happenin in my family
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Quote by HatedAngel *sneaks a waffle in your GB* owo
*Tosses a Taco your way* =^.^=
=OwO= *pounces on it and noms on it*
long time no see~?
Been kind of busy. How about you?
You hanging in there?
Yeah, I've been doing better actually. Getting my life back on track and stuffs, but still I have so much freetime its killin me D:
How's the Felix situation going?it ended like last month. It was getting REALLLY rocky, i mean he couldn't even hold the relationship for one hour, that's how bad it was getting. and well I know when I'm wanted and not wanted. He was really giving me the "I don't want you" vibe, so I just let him go. It's not as bad as I thought it would be, maybe it;s the numbness.
I am sorry to hear that. You are a wonderful person and someone else who is willing to put the effort into a relationship with you will be very lucky and blessed. All good things come to those who are patient and vigilant. Anyway Summer is on the way and I am sure you have some fun things to keep from being bored. And on another note...you have not killed your little sister yet have you? lol XD
of course I didn't~ *evil smile* she hasn't been online at all recently~ why would you say that is~? (Seriously though I didn't kill her, she just stopped coming online)) Well I'm suppose to be hanging out with my friend tomorrow... but she hasn't been planning with me at all, just being a procrasinator, I wonder why? It's a tad confusing and worryfulz
*tosses you a waffle*Well it is good to hear that you have not made her demise.
Maybe your friend is figuring out which bank you guys are going to hit and what mode of get-a-way vehicle you will need.
*Breaks out a 2-liter of Dew and some Mega-Ultra Tacos*
*eats it all in one milisecond FLAT >:D
A new record!
maybe she wuld~ maybe not~ *shifty eyes*You best keep the "Plan" on the QT.
Here you might need this...*Tosses you a Chainsaw Shotgun with a Laser Scope*Is it loaded and on safety? *takes it aiming it away from me and anybody else besides my prey*
OOOO does it come with a free taco o3o ?Tacos are an extra option but I'll see if I can talk the guy to throwing in a few just for you.
I demand ma tacos here and now >:O *flails and pouts*
I tried my best but the salesman said he can only throw in the Taco Option if you buy the mini flame thrower and 2 boxes of hand grenades. Sorry. :( That dude is such a hard arse!
MINI FLAMETHROWER!? MINI FLAMETHOWER!? what am I? a girl scout!? that's it *gets out my bazooka* I will get my TAco >:O
*Runs as fast as I can away from the A-Hole Sales dude and dives over a large rock just as the shell explodes said sales jerk into itty bitty pieces* ...*puts out the fire on my tail* Hot!...Hot!...Hot!
*arises from the ruble with my bazooka over my shoulder and me holding my taco up to the sky as the smoke clears out* I have done it! I havce received my TACO!
*seagul comes by and take it*
>:| oh no you don't*Calls in F-18 Fighters Piloted by Kamikaze Penguins* That should get said TACO back!
NUUUU THEY WILL ACCIDENTLY BLOW MY TACO UP! *it explodes* TwT
I should have called in the Badger Apache Helicopter Brigade and had them get it back for you...my bad. :(
*drops to my knees and cries* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
*penguins lower their heads in mournign for the taco*
It was one of thee best tacos! is that saleman still alive? I demand a second taco!I believe you eradicated him with your "Scotched Earth Policy"...*Grabs my bugle and plays "Taps" for the Taco*
dawwww i can't get a replacement *holds head in sorrow* that taco was one in a million... and so.... to avenge the taco.. I shall kill all Sea gulls >:O
I shall help you. *Tosses a boat load of Alka-Seltzer in the air* and the sea gulls eat it and then they explode!
>w> <w< vwv ^w^ *puts tiny bombs in my hotdog and perposfully holds it in the air so they can swoop down and take the bait that will only trigger off when they eat it
Simply Awesome! O.O
*explosions in the air everywhere* aww.... it's like firwowrks..... happy new year~
Sooo many Sea Gulls so little time...I know *sniff* .... NO(W LET"S GO WALK ON THE CEILING! YAYYY
*Twirls my tail real fast and flies around the room...*weeeeeeee *throws tea at random seagulls and has tea with squirells till one of the squirells catch on fire* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...)
Are you using the "Flaming Tea Attack of the Forbidden Priests of Antioch"? You know that will kill everything it touches!
yes -3- I have secret connections with the Forbidden Priests of Antioch, (sips the tea* ahhhhhh regreshing :3 *hair catches fire*
But what of the Disciples of the Mountain of Dew?!?!?!?
They havn't shown themselves in years ! I fear that they have been kidnapped! the taco society however has been doing it's best to try to hunt them down
Are you a card carrying member of the Taco Society?
yes I indeed am~ infact I am above CEO! any idea where to start in the search for the disciples of the Mountain Dew?Let us go and ransack the PEPSICO Corporation and see what we can shake out.
yeah~ c'mon penguins! we're on an urgent mission to locate the Dsciples! >:|
-wait... what would pepsi want with them? coke is there rival, not MTN dew D:
You may be correct. Let me consult with Dr. Pepper and see if he agrees.
hmm... doe she know anything? if not we must throw a meeting with all the heads of all the sodas! we must locate the desciples!
Dr. Pepper told me to look at the end of an alley on the corner of 7 UP Drive and Barq's Lane and we might find the answers we are looking for there.
ok then! *slips on some shades and goes into a car that is being driven by two goats "no time to explaim! get in the car!"
*Follows behind you on a motorcycle driven by a llama.*
I wouldn't ride with a llama expecielly on a motercycle... when they spit it comes back and hits you in the face (the horror!)
*pulls over at 7 UP Drive and Barq's Lane*
well? you see anything?I can't see anything...what with all this llama hair and spittle.
*tosses you a rag* and that kids is why you don't ride with llamas
how about now?Thanks Chief!
*Looks around and notices a small piece of paper tucked inside a Mt. Dew bottle*
Here you go *tosses you the bottle*...can you read it as I am still picking llama hair out from between my teeth.
eewwww have fun with that
*opens the letter* iF yOu EvEr WAnT tO SeE TheE diCsIplEs AlIve EvveErr AgAin yOu MuSt HaNd OveR ChArLiE .... AnD yOuR TaCoNOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE TACO!
OMG! NOT CHARLIE! ...oh yeah and the Taco. >.>
*huggles my taco* NOOOO! You can't send it to those horrible men! NOOOOOOOO D: D: *drops tro my knees and screams all dramatically "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...)
*Places the TACO in a Mega-Ultra-Super Safe and locks the door* ...oh shiz what was the combination?!?!?
I have the key no worries~ now we must find charlie! maybe I can make a copy of my taco and give that over
Ahhh the old "Trick Taco Technique" or Triple T as we call it at Candy Mountain. I say give it a try...what's the worst that can happen?
If they catch us it could be tragic.... meh there threats are nothing compared to my POWA! >:D
hmmm now to make an absolute copy....
*after it's made)
But it's so delicious! I cna't give the copy over either D:You will have to give it over or the plan will never work.!?!
*looks at the taco* b-b-but look! It's so... tasty and epic looking! I can't do it! *cries in the corner of shame*Look we need to follow through with the plan or we will never know what happened to the Disciples.
*Hands you a $100 Taco Bell Gift Card* Remember to get extra Hot Sauce.
but taco bell could never make a taco THIS tasty *drools a little*
*looks at the ransom note then the taco then wipes a tear away* I'm sorry taco.. but I must give you up
Taco: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Me: *SOB* D: TwT take it away~ I can't look at it any longerIt will be okay Chief. We will find the Disciples and get to the bottom of this mystery.
*Gently takes the Taco and places it in a box labeled with a note that reads "Here is the Taco you asked for but you get Charlie when we see some proof of the Disciples." Okay Chief now let's go hide behind that dumpster and see what comes of this.
*bites my lip down hard to make sure I don't take it* >.<
*they come and pick up the box and laugh like a bunch of evil dooers and throw the taco on the ground "I know you guys are here! we only wanted the taco just so we could destroy it before you!
Me: *sobs* why the taco... WHYYYY!?Stand back Chief ! *Pushes you to the side as I lunge out from behind the dumpster...spinning in the air as I draw my katana I land on the shoulders of one of the baddies and slice off the arm that is holding the Taco...as the blood sprays from the severed shoulder and covers a second villain he is temporally blinded as I run him clean through...the Third guy runs away yelling "You have not heard the last of this! The Disciples are Doomed!" I walk over and pick up the severed arm still clutching the Trick Taco and pry it from its evil grasp. Holding the blood soaked thing I bring it back to you...
*holds the taco in my hands* TACO! Speak to me taco!
Taco: *cough* I... regret... nothing! *gags and dies*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! but let's not let the taco's death be vain! we will find charlie and bring the disciples back!
I know not where Charlie is do you Chief? Last I checked he was off to Candy Mountain...
no... he's not at candy moutain he's in the meadow sleeping untill his unicorn friends xome and wake him up in the morning to con him out of whatever daily....
WE MUST HURRY!Okay let's go! You drive cuz I am not getting near that Motorcycle Driving Llama ever again!
*the llama lowers his head and cries* daawww you hurt it's feelings~
lets go! to the penguin mobile! to the meadow we go!*Yells "Shotgun" and pushes a penguin out of the way...Leaps into the air does a back flip and lands in the passenger side seat. Kick the tires and light the fires Chief!*
*hops in* STEP ON IT RIDER! *Rider the penguin steps on the pedal and off we go to the meadow in 3 seconds flat!*
x.x I think... I left my body behind at home *falls over*I think I see Charlie laying over there by that tree. *points*
CAPTURE HIM MY MINIONS!
*the penguins surround him and point a gun at charlie*
Charlie: ayyy what gives-
*he gets shot with a tranqulizer*
*sigh*... let's sacrafice him to those one people....
(however in the bushes the two other unicrons are hiding... and want to save charlie... Soonn...*Holy crap! The other two unicorns jump me and try to remove one of my kidneys! I could use a little help over here Chief!...
unicorn1: You can't take charlie! without him who will we con on a daily basis!?
unicorn2: nooooooo charlie noooooooo
Me: Ill save you! *gets out my chainzooka* RAAAAAWWWWRRRR! *charges*As the fur and unicorn horns go flying I am able to escape them. After running back to the penguin mobile to grab my katana I return to find nothing left to do. "Chief you could have saved me something to slice"...all that is left is six hooves and two horns(who knows what became of the other two hooves). Looking at you as you are drenched in blood and entrails I say "Have you ever thought about trying DECAF." The penguins pick up the tranquilized Charlie and place him in the trunk of the penguin mobile.
I guess i got carried away
*gets in the penguin mobile and sighs* I guess there will be no more charlie the unicorn vids :<I would not be so sure of that. I heard about a new show called The Six Million Dollar Unicorn in which they will build him better, faster, and more Funny!
Penguin: we have arrived master!
*sighs and drags charlie out of the car as the tranq is fading slowly "crap! where are they?"
Who is They? And where the heck are we? And while I am asking so many questions...Does this Ninja Suite make my butt look big? O.o
gurl it looks totally fabulous on you~ yah~
we are here to make the trade.. the diciples for the unicorn.... say your goodbyes to charlie
*charlie awakens"
WHAT IS GOING ON!
Me:... crud*Bonks Charlie on the head with a Mandle to knock him out again* Quick make the trade Chief!
*Holds out a Bacon Jalapeno Fart Mandle and a Chuck Norris Sweat Mandle to keep the baddies at bay*
That's right my apprentice! use the manly power of mandles!
*gets out* now hand over the desciples or I will FUS RO DA you to OBLIVION! For I am..... THE DRAGON BORN!
(i just went all elderscrolls up in here! :O)O.O What the...Man that was epic.
The baddies: NU please don't hurt us! the desciples are...... they are..... *dramatic music* In NARNIA!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHoly Guacamole! I could not hear where the Disciples are due to the dramatic music. Narnia you say?
Do I need to check my "Wardrobe"?Yes! we shall check your wardrobe, To your house we go! *the dramatic music continues*
(why am I imagining some song from the Skyrim soundtrack O.o?)We can't go to my house...the er um Cleaning Lady has not been to visit in a while. <.< >.> O.o
pfft, mess smesh this here is my place:
c'mon! to your place we go!
Err Um No. Why would you want to go and see my cave anyway? It is full of Mandles and WAFFLES !That doesn't sound so bad -3- c;mon Uber! the world is counting on us going to narnia and in order to do that we must go to your closet!
Okay Chief but most people come out of the "Closet" and we are going to in?!?!?! O.O
Tell that penguin driving to go slow around the last turn...it's a doozy!"PENGUIN!"
penguin: roger that
*the road is a friggen roller coaster*
*after the roller coaster road*
woh... I think I need a change of pants... o.o
penguin: btw madam why don't we just go to your narnia portal?
me: because it's sealed off.... I'm sure my loyal subjects in narnia miss me... TwT QUICK! TO THE CLOSET! *trips all over the palce because I'm dizzy*The closet which is comprised of dead rabbit corpses has a bronze knob to open it... When opened a brilliant white light blinds...
*Arghh* What the frick happened....?
(rabit corpes? really? lol)
look! we're in narnia! .;... wow..... it has fallen since I left.... quick! I must see who is in power so I can claim my rightful place as queen again >:O....
oh.... and find the desciples of courseWhy do I get the feeling that we are here for other reasons than to save the disciples? O.o
Look over there...*points*...where is that smoke coming from?Well, it's a place to start!
*after a long time of journyign form the dense jungle we reach it*
it;s.... it's .... It's a friggen twilight bonfire! they kept the tradition of the bonefires! I'm so proud of them *w*Hey look Charlie is "Sparkling" in the sunlight ! OMFG! O.O ...and why does he keep wanting to play baseball?!?!?! O.o
Oh noes! he has caught Twilight syndrome! Quick! tie him up! we can't let him infect anybody! D:
Also hide all the baseball bats and brainless girls! he will be intrigued by how he can't read their mindless minds!
*Ties up Charlie with rope and chains*...no what? *yells at the mindless girls "Look Over There...IT"S JUSTIN BIEBER!"*
*the mindless fangirls run off to a hologram of JB)
ME: WHATTTTT!? they dared to let such evil come into narnia!? THat's it! *grabs a faun* TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!Oh Shiz! I think the Chief is pissed off! O.O *Hides behind a penguin*
SHADOWMARE! *a black horse with red eyes comes as I get on her* TAKE ME TO THE CASTLE! Student! come!
By your command. *Follows behind on a rented Mule*
*rides to the castle to see none other but Rick Astly on the throne*
*draws my sword* I AM THE QUEEN OF THIS LAND! SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Penguin: Penguin~ that's right~ (team rocket reference)
Rick Astly : *yawns and releases his knights whom are none other then the deciples of the Mtn dew!*What the..? (I never saw this coming?) I have a plan to distract Rick. *Reaches into my backpack and pulls out a Samsung Galaxy Tablet and tosses it to Rick* "What's this?" he says. I tell him to "Just click on the link and you will see." As his finger moves to open the link I grab you and the penguin and dive behind a large rock. His finger touches the screen and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2iX9i5Ymbk
Steven Hawking opens up a Quantum Singularity that sucks Rick to an alternate Universe...Risk astly has been defeated... by his own song? o.o
*the deciples pull off masks* we are not the desciples you are looking for
Me: WHAT!? THEN WHERE ARE THEY! *I shout as the penguins once again crown me as queen of Narnia*
*I grab one of the "fake disciples" and hold him tight while you torture him for information on the whereabouts of the real disciples.*
*gets out a dagger and shanks him in the knee* WHERE ARE THEY! TELL ME NOW! *one of the penguins pimp slap him*
*Holding him tight I lean into his ear and say "It will only get worse if you don't talk." I laugh..."You are seeing the Chief on a good day...you do NOT want to make her day go bad."* *Turning and looking at you I shake the hell out of the disciple and yell "NOW TALK!"* He starts to mumble...
He starts crying out "mommy! MOMMY SAVE MEEEEEEE" the penguin slaps him again "Talk or I will shut down adventure time"
the fake desciple: NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FAVORITE SHOW! C'mon! I'll tell you! they are.... in.... mordor....
Me: well how the heck do we get there!?!?!?!?!?!?!O.O The Ring! THE RING! My Precious!
"One does not simply waltz into mordor..."
*penguin slaps him*
THEN HOW DO WE >:O !?Do I need to call Aragorn again Chief? O.o
Get him on the phone! *penguin slaps him again* "Is their another way to reach the deciples!?"
After being slapped to an inch of his life he mumbles "You must defeat the Dark Lord Sauron if you wish to ever see the disciples again."
Hey penguin tell Aragon to bring a real sword and not that broken toothpick he was using in Peter Jackson's Trilogy.*the penguin sends a eagle to send a message to aaragorn* "We must find a way to ../ *dun dun dun* waltz into mordor >.<
Where is that music coming from..*Looks Around*...Did you hear that Chief? It was like *dun dun dun* and than silent? O.o
yes I heard it to o.o It was kinda creepy o.o i think somebody is watching us and has possesion of a radio system.. SHOW YOURSELF! D:<Look up in that tree...one of your Penguin Elite is up there with a microphone... O.O
oh... well he's just trying to add dramatic effect to the adventure~ *gets on Shadowmare* tonight we ride to mordor!As I point to the Hairy Llama I tell Aragorn "Give me your horse you are riding the llama." *Snickers as I follow behind you...and they call him a King.*
*once we arrive he is covered in spit*
Aragorn: =.=
NOW LET US COMMENCE SAVING THE DECIPLES! ONWARD SHADOWMARE!Hey Chief what's with the giant eye on top of that mountain? O.o
meh... probably not important -3- it's not like it's evil or anything. *continues to waltz into mordor*
((I'll confess to you now... I have never acually seen a single LOTR movie D:))*Grabs an over-sized Slingshot and fires a huge red-hot boulder into the center of the giant eye*
The earth starts to rumble..."I maybe should have NOT done that"
Maybe not.... *gets out my jetpack and gives you one* any clue where the diciples are?They could be over there one that snow covered mountain...then again they might be down there by the river.
I have no clue Chief. O.o
Ok then.. then I must do what no other Dragonborn has done before~ *shoots some hobbit that's wearing a ring so that I can make a finder potion*That sounds like a brilliant idea Chief ! I think the Shire is only 15 minutes to the East as the Dragon flies. I believe you will find that short pudgy barefoot ring barer there. ^.~
no need~ I just shot him, some wizard guy is now trying to kill me! D: This ring must be important *puts it on* I'll keep it safe * a zap of lightning grazes me so I baracade behind a wall* I little help?
*Runs over to your aid and holds up a +18 Silver Shield and deflects some of the other lightning attacks*
*shouts to the wizard over the commotion: "WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY! I"M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A FOUNDER POTION!"
Wizard: there was no need to kill our comrad and take the ring! give it to us or the burden of destroying it is yours!
Me: destroy it? but its so.. shiny.... *w*Hey Chief I love your new BLING! I think there are 9 Humans that have some similar Rings...That would be one for each finger! O.O
ooo maybe I could collect the rest of them in my spare time
Wizard: NO! you must destroy that ring at once!
Me: but.. I can't destroy something so... precious~... and... shiny~ *3*
Penguin: he may have a point, but that's not the priority... the priotrity is the desciples..
Me: OH! RIGHT! hey Wizard, would you know where the Desciples of the MTN Dew are?
Wizard: hmmm... I will tell you if you destroy the ring
Me: TwT what should I doooYou should destroy the Ring Chief. You do know that you can always forge a new one later. ^.~
Get the Wizard to tell you where the Disciples of the Mt.Dew are and let's get out of here...it smells funny. *Holds nose*
Toss him the Ring Chief...
f-fine TwT *pries it off my finger and pulls a bowl out of nowhere and fills it with lava simply just tossing it in there*
Where are they? and I swear if you lead us to one more planet... I will DESTROY YOU ALLLL
Gandolf: umm.... they are on their way to Tamreil... but if you catch them before hand it will save you the trip. They are right over that mountain once they reatch the portal they will be goneQUICK! *gets on shadowmare* WE MUST CATCH THEM!
Right behind you Chief! LEAD ON!
*throws you a chain* hang on! I'mma get us there reeallly fast
*clears my throat and shouts* DRUR NA KEST!
*all the sudden we sip all the way there and catch the disciples about to cross into the portle*
STOP RIGHT THERE! *tackles them to the ground * WUICK! GET THE OTHER ONES! THEY"RE GETTING AWAAAYYYY*Starts throwing penguins at them as I dive on the nearest one* NOW WHAT CHIEF THE PORTAL IS GETTING BIGGER!?!?!?!?
We can't go through it! Tamriel is a land that is on a different planet! only through this portal can we enter and exit! But then again being dragon born in Tamriel has it's benifits- *shakes my head* NO! *pulls the desciples back* your coming back with us and you have explaiming to do >:O *smacks them with a glove*
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*Tosses a Taco your way* =^.^=
=OwO= *pounces on it and noms on it*
long time no see~?
Been kind of busy. How about you?
You hanging in there?
Yeah, I've been doing better actually. Getting my life back on track and stuffs, but still I have so much freetime its killin me D:
How's the Felix situation going?it ended like last month. It was getting REALLLY rocky, i mean he couldn't even hold the relationship for one hour, that's how bad it was getting. and well I know when I'm wanted and not wanted. He was really giving me the "I don't want you" vibe, so I just let him go. It's not as bad as I thought it would be, maybe it;s the numbness.
I am sorry to hear that. You are a wonderful person and someone else who is willing to put the effort into a relationship with you will be very lucky and blessed. All good things come to those who are patient and vigilant. Anyway Summer is on the way and I am sure you have some fun things to keep from being bored. And on another note...you have not killed your little sister yet have you? lol XD
of course I didn't~ *evil smile* she hasn't been online at all recently~ why would you say that is~? (Seriously though I didn't kill her, she just stopped coming online)) Well I'm suppose to be hanging out with my friend tomorrow... but she hasn't been planning with me at all, just being a procrasinator, I wonder why? It's a tad confusing and worryfulz
*tosses you a waffle*Well it is good to hear that you have not made her demise.
Maybe your friend is figuring out which bank you guys are going to hit and what mode of get-a-way vehicle you will need.
*Breaks out a 2-liter of Dew and some Mega-Ultra Tacos*
*eats it all in one milisecond FLAT >:D
A new record!
maybe she wuld~ maybe not~ *shifty eyes*You best keep the "Plan" on the QT.
Here you might need this...*Tosses you a Chainsaw Shotgun with a Laser Scope*Is it loaded and on safety? *takes it aiming it away from me and anybody else besides my prey*
OOOO does it come with a free taco o3o ?Tacos are an extra option but I'll see if I can talk the guy to throwing in a few just for you.
I demand ma tacos here and now >:O *flails and pouts*
I tried my best but the salesman said he can only throw in the Taco Option if you buy the mini flame thrower and 2 boxes of hand grenades. Sorry. :( That dude is such a hard arse!
MINI FLAMETHROWER!? MINI FLAMETHOWER!? what am I? a girl scout!? that's it *gets out my bazooka* I will get my TAco >:O
*Runs as fast as I can away from the A-Hole Sales dude and dives over a large rock just as the shell explodes said sales jerk into itty bitty pieces* ...*puts out the fire on my tail* Hot!...Hot!...Hot!
*arises from the ruble with my bazooka over my shoulder and me holding my taco up to the sky as the smoke clears out* I have done it! I havce received my TACO!
*seagul comes by and take it*
>:| oh no you don't*Calls in F-18 Fighters Piloted by Kamikaze Penguins* That should get said TACO back!
NUUUU THEY WILL ACCIDENTLY BLOW MY TACO UP! *it explodes* TwT
I should have called in the Badger Apache Helicopter Brigade and had them get it back for you...my bad. :(
*drops to my knees and cries* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
*penguins lower their heads in mournign for the taco*
It was one of thee best tacos! is that saleman still alive? I demand a second taco!I believe you eradicated him with your "Scotched Earth Policy"...*Grabs my bugle and plays "Taps" for the Taco*
dawwww i can't get a replacement *holds head in sorrow* that taco was one in a million... and so.... to avenge the taco.. I shall kill all Sea gulls >:O
I shall help you. *Tosses a boat load of Alka-Seltzer in the air* and the sea gulls eat it and then they explode!
>w> <w< vwv ^w^ *puts tiny bombs in my hotdog and perposfully holds it in the air so they can swoop down and take the bait that will only trigger off when they eat it
Simply Awesome! O.O
*explosions in the air everywhere* aww.... it's like firwowrks..... happy new year~
Sooo many Sea Gulls so little time...I know *sniff* .... NO(W LET"S GO WALK ON THE CEILING! YAYYY
*Twirls my tail real fast and flies around the room...*weeeeeeee *throws tea at random seagulls and has tea with squirells till one of the squirells catch on fire* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...)
Are you using the "Flaming Tea Attack of the Forbidden Priests of Antioch"? You know that will kill everything it touches!
yes -3- I have secret connections with the Forbidden Priests of Antioch, (sips the tea* ahhhhhh regreshing :3 *hair catches fire*
But what of the Disciples of the Mountain of Dew?!?!?!?
They havn't shown themselves in years ! I fear that they have been kidnapped! the taco society however has been doing it's best to try to hunt them down
Are you a card carrying member of the Taco Society?
yes I indeed am~ infact I am above CEO! any idea where to start in the search for the disciples of the Mountain Dew?Let us go and ransack the PEPSICO Corporation and see what we can shake out.
yeah~ c'mon penguins! we're on an urgent mission to locate the Dsciples! >:|
-wait... what would pepsi want with them? coke is there rival, not MTN dew D:
You may be correct. Let me consult with Dr. Pepper and see if he agrees.
hmm... doe she know anything? if not we must throw a meeting with all the heads of all the sodas! we must locate the desciples!
Dr. Pepper told me to look at the end of an alley on the corner of 7 UP Drive and Barq's Lane and we might find the answers we are looking for there.
ok then! *slips on some shades and goes into a car that is being driven by two goats "no time to explaim! get in the car!"
*Follows behind you on a motorcycle driven by a llama.*
I wouldn't ride with a llama expecielly on a motercycle... when they spit it comes back and hits you in the face (the horror!)
*pulls over at 7 UP Drive and Barq's Lane*
well? you see anything?I can't see anything...what with all this llama hair and spittle.
*tosses you a rag* and that kids is why you don't ride with llamas
how about now?Thanks Chief!
*Looks around and notices a small piece of paper tucked inside a Mt. Dew bottle*
Here you go *tosses you the bottle*...can you read it as I am still picking llama hair out from between my teeth.
eewwww have fun with that
*opens the letter* iF yOu EvEr WAnT tO SeE TheE diCsIplEs AlIve EvveErr AgAin yOu MuSt HaNd OveR ChArLiE .... AnD yOuR TaCoNOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE TACO!
OMG! NOT CHARLIE! ...oh yeah and the Taco. >.>
*huggles my taco* NOOOO! You can't send it to those horrible men! NOOOOOOOO D: D: *drops tro my knees and screams all dramatically "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...)
*Places the TACO in a Mega-Ultra-Super Safe and locks the door* ...oh shiz what was the combination?!?!?
I have the key no worries~ now we must find charlie! maybe I can make a copy of my taco and give that over
Ahhh the old "Trick Taco Technique" or Triple T as we call it at Candy Mountain. I say give it a try...what's the worst that can happen?
If they catch us it could be tragic.... meh there threats are nothing compared to my POWA! >:D
hmmm now to make an absolute copy....
*after it's made)
But it's so delicious! I cna't give the copy over either D:You will have to give it over or the plan will never work.!?!
*looks at the taco* b-b-but look! It's so... tasty and epic looking! I can't do it! *cries in the corner of shame*Look we need to follow through with the plan or we will never know what happened to the Disciples.
*Hands you a $100 Taco Bell Gift Card* Remember to get extra Hot Sauce.
but taco bell could never make a taco THIS tasty *drools a little*
*looks at the ransom note then the taco then wipes a tear away* I'm sorry taco.. but I must give you up
Taco: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Me: *SOB* D: TwT take it away~ I can't look at it any longerIt will be okay Chief. We will find the Disciples and get to the bottom of this mystery.
*Gently takes the Taco and places it in a box labeled with a note that reads "Here is the Taco you asked for but you get Charlie when we see some proof of the Disciples." Okay Chief now let's go hide behind that dumpster and see what comes of this.
*bites my lip down hard to make sure I don't take it* >.<
*they come and pick up the box and laugh like a bunch of evil dooers and throw the taco on the ground "I know you guys are here! we only wanted the taco just so we could destroy it before you!
Me: *sobs* why the taco... WHYYYY!?Stand back Chief ! *Pushes you to the side as I lunge out from behind the dumpster...spinning in the air as I draw my katana I land on the shoulders of one of the baddies and slice off the arm that is holding the Taco...as the blood sprays from the severed shoulder and covers a second villain he is temporally blinded as I run him clean through...the Third guy runs away yelling "You have not heard the last of this! The Disciples are Doomed!" I walk over and pick up the severed arm still clutching the Trick Taco and pry it from its evil grasp. Holding the blood soaked thing I bring it back to you...
*holds the taco in my hands* TACO! Speak to me taco!
Taco: *cough* I... regret... nothing! *gags and dies*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! but let's not let the taco's death be vain! we will find charlie and bring the disciples back!
I know not where Charlie is do you Chief? Last I checked he was off to Candy Mountain...
no... he's not at candy moutain he's in the meadow sleeping untill his unicorn friends xome and wake him up in the morning to con him out of whatever daily....
WE MUST HURRY!Okay let's go! You drive cuz I am not getting near that Motorcycle Driving Llama ever again!
*the llama lowers his head and cries* daawww you hurt it's feelings~
lets go! to the penguin mobile! to the meadow we go!*Yells "Shotgun" and pushes a penguin out of the way...Leaps into the air does a back flip and lands in the passenger side seat. Kick the tires and light the fires Chief!*
*hops in* STEP ON IT RIDER! *Rider the penguin steps on the pedal and off we go to the meadow in 3 seconds flat!*
x.x I think... I left my body behind at home *falls over*I think I see Charlie laying over there by that tree. *points*
CAPTURE HIM MY MINIONS!
*the penguins surround him and point a gun at charlie*
Charlie: ayyy what gives-
*he gets shot with a tranqulizer*
*sigh*... let's sacrafice him to those one people....
(however in the bushes the two other unicrons are hiding... and want to save charlie... Soonn...*Holy crap! The other two unicorns jump me and try to remove one of my kidneys! I could use a little help over here Chief!...
unicorn1: You can't take charlie! without him who will we con on a daily basis!?
unicorn2: nooooooo charlie noooooooo
Me: Ill save you! *gets out my chainzooka* RAAAAAWWWWRRRR! *charges*As the fur and unicorn horns go flying I am able to escape them. After running back to the penguin mobile to grab my katana I return to find nothing left to do. "Chief you could have saved me something to slice"...all that is left is six hooves and two horns(who knows what became of the other two hooves). Looking at you as you are drenched in blood and entrails I say "Have you ever thought about trying DECAF." The penguins pick up the tranquilized Charlie and place him in the trunk of the penguin mobile.
I guess i got carried away
*gets in the penguin mobile and sighs* I guess there will be no more charlie the unicorn vids :<I would not be so sure of that. I heard about a new show called The Six Million Dollar Unicorn in which they will build him better, faster, and more Funny!
Penguin: we have arrived master!
*sighs and drags charlie out of the car as the tranq is fading slowly "crap! where are they?"
Who is They? And where the heck are we? And while I am asking so many questions...Does this Ninja Suite make my butt look big? O.o
gurl it looks totally fabulous on you~ yah~
we are here to make the trade.. the diciples for the unicorn.... say your goodbyes to charlie
*charlie awakens"
WHAT IS GOING ON!
Me:... crud*Bonks Charlie on the head with a Mandle to knock him out again* Quick make the trade Chief!
*Holds out a Bacon Jalapeno Fart Mandle and a Chuck Norris Sweat Mandle to keep the baddies at bay*
That's right my apprentice! use the manly power of mandles!
*gets out* now hand over the desciples or I will FUS RO DA you to OBLIVION! For I am..... THE DRAGON BORN!
(i just went all elderscrolls up in here! :O)O.O What the...Man that was epic.
The baddies: NU please don't hurt us! the desciples are...... they are..... *dramatic music* In NARNIA!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHoly Guacamole! I could not hear where the Disciples are due to the dramatic music. Narnia you say?
Do I need to check my "Wardrobe"?Yes! we shall check your wardrobe, To your house we go! *the dramatic music continues*
(why am I imagining some song from the Skyrim soundtrack O.o?)We can't go to my house...the er um Cleaning Lady has not been to visit in a while. <.< >.> O.o
pfft, mess smesh this here is my place:
c'mon! to your place we go!
Err Um No. Why would you want to go and see my cave anyway? It is full of Mandles and WAFFLES !That doesn't sound so bad -3- c;mon Uber! the world is counting on us going to narnia and in order to do that we must go to your closet!
Okay Chief but most people come out of the "Closet" and we are going to in?!?!?! O.O
Tell that penguin driving to go slow around the last turn...it's a doozy!"PENGUIN!"
penguin: roger that
*the road is a friggen roller coaster*
*after the roller coaster road*
woh... I think I need a change of pants... o.o
penguin: btw madam why don't we just go to your narnia portal?
me: because it's sealed off.... I'm sure my loyal subjects in narnia miss me... TwT QUICK! TO THE CLOSET! *trips all over the palce because I'm dizzy*The closet which is comprised of dead rabbit corpses has a bronze knob to open it... When opened a brilliant white light blinds...
*Arghh* What the frick happened....?
(rabit corpes? really? lol)
look! we're in narnia! .;... wow..... it has fallen since I left.... quick! I must see who is in power so I can claim my rightful place as queen again >:O....
oh.... and find the desciples of courseWhy do I get the feeling that we are here for other reasons than to save the disciples? O.o
Look over there...*points*...where is that smoke coming from?Well, it's a place to start!
*after a long time of journyign form the dense jungle we reach it*
it;s.... it's .... It's a friggen twilight bonfire! they kept the tradition of the bonefires! I'm so proud of them *w*Hey look Charlie is "Sparkling" in the sunlight ! OMFG! O.O ...and why does he keep wanting to play baseball?!?!?! O.o
Oh noes! he has caught Twilight syndrome! Quick! tie him up! we can't let him infect anybody! D:
Also hide all the baseball bats and brainless girls! he will be intrigued by how he can't read their mindless minds!
*Ties up Charlie with rope and chains*...no what? *yells at the mindless girls "Look Over There...IT"S JUSTIN BIEBER!"*
*the mindless fangirls run off to a hologram of JB)
ME: WHATTTTT!? they dared to let such evil come into narnia!? THat's it! *grabs a faun* TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!Oh Shiz! I think the Chief is pissed off! O.O *Hides behind a penguin*
SHADOWMARE! *a black horse with red eyes comes as I get on her* TAKE ME TO THE CASTLE! Student! come!
By your command. *Follows behind on a rented Mule*
*rides to the castle to see none other but Rick Astly on the throne*
*draws my sword* I AM THE QUEEN OF THIS LAND! SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Penguin: Penguin~ that's right~ (team rocket reference)
Rick Astly : *yawns and releases his knights whom are none other then the deciples of the Mtn dew!*What the..? (I never saw this coming?) I have a plan to distract Rick. *Reaches into my backpack and pulls out a Samsung Galaxy Tablet and tosses it to Rick* "What's this?" he says. I tell him to "Just click on the link and you will see." As his finger moves to open the link I grab you and the penguin and dive behind a large rock. His finger touches the screen and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2iX9i5Ymbk
Steven Hawking opens up a Quantum Singularity that sucks Rick to an alternate Universe...Risk astly has been defeated... by his own song? o.o
*the deciples pull off masks* we are not the desciples you are looking for
Me: WHAT!? THEN WHERE ARE THEY! *I shout as the penguins once again crown me as queen of Narnia*
*I grab one of the "fake disciples" and hold him tight while you torture him for information on the whereabouts of the real disciples.*
*gets out a dagger and shanks him in the knee* WHERE ARE THEY! TELL ME NOW! *one of the penguins pimp slap him*
*Holding him tight I lean into his ear and say "It will only get worse if you don't talk." I laugh..."You are seeing the Chief on a good day...you do NOT want to make her day go bad."* *Turning and looking at you I shake the hell out of the disciple and yell "NOW TALK!"* He starts to mumble...
He starts crying out "mommy! MOMMY SAVE MEEEEEEE" the penguin slaps him again "Talk or I will shut down adventure time"
the fake desciple: NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FAVORITE SHOW! C'mon! I'll tell you! they are.... in.... mordor....
Me: well how the heck do we get there!?!?!?!?!?!?!O.O The Ring! THE RING! My Precious!
"One does not simply waltz into mordor..."
*penguin slaps him*
THEN HOW DO WE >:O !?Do I need to call Aragorn again Chief? O.o
Get him on the phone! *penguin slaps him again* "Is their another way to reach the deciples!?"
After being slapped to an inch of his life he mumbles "You must defeat the Dark Lord Sauron if you wish to ever see the disciples again."
Hey penguin tell Aragon to bring a real sword and not that broken toothpick he was using in Peter Jackson's Trilogy.*the penguin sends a eagle to send a message to aaragorn* "We must find a way to ../ *dun dun dun* waltz into mordor >.<
Where is that music coming from..*Looks Around*...Did you hear that Chief? It was like *dun dun dun* and than silent? O.o
yes I heard it to o.o It was kinda creepy o.o i think somebody is watching us and has possesion of a radio system.. SHOW YOURSELF! D:<Look up in that tree...one of your Penguin Elite is up there with a microphone... O.O
oh... well he's just trying to add dramatic effect to the adventure~ *gets on Shadowmare* tonight we ride to mordor!As I point to the Hairy Llama I tell Aragorn "Give me your horse you are riding the llama." *Snickers as I follow behind you...and they call him a King.*
*once we arrive he is covered in spit*
Aragorn: =.=
NOW LET US COMMENCE SAVING THE DECIPLES! ONWARD SHADOWMARE!Hey Chief what's with the giant eye on top of that mountain? O.o
meh... probably not important -3- it's not like it's evil or anything. *continues to waltz into mordor*
((I'll confess to you now... I have never acually seen a single LOTR movie D:))*Grabs an over-sized Slingshot and fires a huge red-hot boulder into the center of the giant eye*
The earth starts to rumble..."I maybe should have NOT done that"
Maybe not.... *gets out my jetpack and gives you one* any clue where the diciples are?They could be over there one that snow covered mountain...then again they might be down there by the river.
I have no clue Chief. O.o
Ok then.. then I must do what no other Dragonborn has done before~ *shoots some hobbit that's wearing a ring so that I can make a finder potion*That sounds like a brilliant idea Chief ! I think the Shire is only 15 minutes to the East as the Dragon flies. I believe you will find that short pudgy barefoot ring barer there. ^.~
no need~ I just shot him, some wizard guy is now trying to kill me! D: This ring must be important *puts it on* I'll keep it safe * a zap of lightning grazes me so I baracade behind a wall* I little help?
*Runs over to your aid and holds up a +18 Silver Shield and deflects some of the other lightning attacks*
*shouts to the wizard over the commotion: "WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY! I"M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A FOUNDER POTION!"
Wizard: there was no need to kill our comrad and take the ring! give it to us or the burden of destroying it is yours!
Me: destroy it? but its so.. shiny.... *w*Hey Chief I love your new BLING! I think there are 9 Humans that have some similar Rings...That would be one for each finger! O.O
ooo maybe I could collect the rest of them in my spare time
Wizard: NO! you must destroy that ring at once!
Me: but.. I can't destroy something so... precious~... and... shiny~ *3*
Penguin: he may have a point, but that's not the priority... the priotrity is the desciples..
Me: OH! RIGHT! hey Wizard, would you know where the Desciples of the MTN Dew are?
Wizard: hmmm... I will tell you if you destroy the ring
Me: TwT what should I doooYou should destroy the Ring Chief. You do know that you can always forge a new one later. ^.~
Get the Wizard to tell you where the Disciples of the Mt.Dew are and let's get out of here...it smells funny. *Holds nose*
Toss him the Ring Chief...
f-fine TwT *pries it off my finger and pulls a bowl out of nowhere and fills it with lava simply just tossing it in there*
Where are they? and I swear if you lead us to one more planet... I will DESTROY YOU ALLLL
Gandolf: umm.... they are on their way to Tamreil... but if you catch them before hand it will save you the trip. They are right over that mountain once they reatch the portal they will be goneQUICK! *gets on shadowmare* WE MUST CATCH THEM!
Right behind you Chief! LEAD ON!
*throws you a chain* hang on! I'mma get us there reeallly fast
*clears my throat and shouts* DRUR NA KEST!
*all the sudden we sip all the way there and catch the disciples about to cross into the portle*
STOP RIGHT THERE! *tackles them to the ground * WUICK! GET THE OTHER ONES! THEY"RE GETTING AWAAAYYYY -
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*Tosses a Taco your way* =^.^=
=OwO= *pounces on it and noms on it*
long time no see~?
Been kind of busy. How about you?
You hanging in there?
Yeah, I've been doing better actually. Getting my life back on track and stuffs, but still I have so much freetime its killin me D:
How's the Felix situation going?it ended like last month. It was getting REALLLY rocky, i mean he couldn't even hold the relationship for one hour, that's how bad it was getting. and well I know when I'm wanted and not wanted. He was really giving me the "I don't want you" vibe, so I just let him go. It's not as bad as I thought it would be, maybe it;s the numbness.
I am sorry to hear that. You are a wonderful person and someone else who is willing to put the effort into a relationship with you will be very lucky and blessed. All good things come to those who are patient and vigilant. Anyway Summer is on the way and I am sure you have some fun things to keep from being bored. And on another note...you have not killed your little sister yet have you? lol XD
of course I didn't~ *evil smile* she hasn't been online at all recently~ why would you say that is~? (Seriously though I didn't kill her, she just stopped coming online)) Well I'm suppose to be hanging out with my friend tomorrow... but she hasn't been planning with me at all, just being a procrasinator, I wonder why? It's a tad confusing and worryfulz
*tosses you a waffle*Well it is good to hear that you have not made her demise.
Maybe your friend is figuring out which bank you guys are going to hit and what mode of get-a-way vehicle you will need.
*Breaks out a 2-liter of Dew and some Mega-Ultra Tacos*
*eats it all in one milisecond FLAT >:D
A new record!
maybe she wuld~ maybe not~ *shifty eyes*You best keep the "Plan" on the QT.
Here you might need this...*Tosses you a Chainsaw Shotgun with a Laser Scope*Is it loaded and on safety? *takes it aiming it away from me and anybody else besides my prey*
OOOO does it come with a free taco o3o ?Tacos are an extra option but I'll see if I can talk the guy to throwing in a few just for you.
I demand ma tacos here and now >:O *flails and pouts*
I tried my best but the salesman said he can only throw in the Taco Option if you buy the mini flame thrower and 2 boxes of hand grenades. Sorry. :( That dude is such a hard arse!
MINI FLAMETHROWER!? MINI FLAMETHOWER!? what am I? a girl scout!? that's it *gets out my bazooka* I will get my TAco >:O
*Runs as fast as I can away from the A-Hole Sales dude and dives over a large rock just as the shell explodes said sales jerk into itty bitty pieces* ...*puts out the fire on my tail* Hot!...Hot!...Hot!
*arises from the ruble with my bazooka over my shoulder and me holding my taco up to the sky as the smoke clears out* I have done it! I havce received my TACO!
*seagul comes by and take it*
>:| oh no you don't*Calls in F-18 Fighters Piloted by Kamikaze Penguins* That should get said TACO back!
NUUUU THEY WILL ACCIDENTLY BLOW MY TACO UP! *it explodes* TwT
I should have called in the Badger Apache Helicopter Brigade and had them get it back for you...my bad. :(
*drops to my knees and cries* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
*penguins lower their heads in mournign for the taco*
It was one of thee best tacos! is that saleman still alive? I demand a second taco!I believe you eradicated him with your "Scotched Earth Policy"...*Grabs my bugle and plays "Taps" for the Taco*
dawwww i can't get a replacement *holds head in sorrow* that taco was one in a million... and so.... to avenge the taco.. I shall kill all Sea gulls >:O
I shall help you. *Tosses a boat load of Alka-Seltzer in the air* and the sea gulls eat it and then they explode!
>w> <w< vwv ^w^ *puts tiny bombs in my hotdog and perposfully holds it in the air so they can swoop down and take the bait that will only trigger off when they eat it
Simply Awesome! O.O
*explosions in the air everywhere* aww.... it's like firwowrks..... happy new year~
Sooo many Sea Gulls so little time...I know *sniff* .... NO(W LET"S GO WALK ON THE CEILING! YAYYY
*Twirls my tail real fast and flies around the room...*weeeeeeee *throws tea at random seagulls and has tea with squirells till one of the squirells catch on fire* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...)
Are you using the "Flaming Tea Attack of the Forbidden Priests of Antioch"? You know that will kill everything it touches!
yes -3- I have secret connections with the Forbidden Priests of Antioch, (sips the tea* ahhhhhh regreshing :3 *hair catches fire*
But what of the Disciples of the Mountain of Dew?!?!?!?
They havn't shown themselves in years ! I fear that they have been kidnapped! the taco society however has been doing it's best to try to hunt them down
Are you a card carrying member of the Taco Society?
yes I indeed am~ infact I am above CEO! any idea where to start in the search for the disciples of the Mountain Dew?Let us go and ransack the PEPSICO Corporation and see what we can shake out.
yeah~ c'mon penguins! we're on an urgent mission to locate the Dsciples! >:|
-wait... what would pepsi want with them? coke is there rival, not MTN dew D:
You may be correct. Let me consult with Dr. Pepper and see if he agrees.
hmm... doe she know anything? if not we must throw a meeting with all the heads of all the sodas! we must locate the desciples!
Dr. Pepper told me to look at the end of an alley on the corner of 7 UP Drive and Barq's Lane and we might find the answers we are looking for there.
ok then! *slips on some shades and goes into a car that is being driven by two goats "no time to explaim! get in the car!"
*Follows behind you on a motorcycle driven by a llama.*
I wouldn't ride with a llama expecielly on a motercycle... when they spit it comes back and hits you in the face (the horror!)
*pulls over at 7 UP Drive and Barq's Lane*
well? you see anything?I can't see anything...what with all this llama hair and spittle.
*tosses you a rag* and that kids is why you don't ride with llamas
how about now?Thanks Chief!
*Looks around and notices a small piece of paper tucked inside a Mt. Dew bottle*
Here you go *tosses you the bottle*...can you read it as I am still picking llama hair out from between my teeth.
eewwww have fun with that
*opens the letter* iF yOu EvEr WAnT tO SeE TheE diCsIplEs AlIve EvveErr AgAin yOu MuSt HaNd OveR ChArLiE .... AnD yOuR TaCoNOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE TACO!
OMG! NOT CHARLIE! ...oh yeah and the Taco. >.>
*huggles my taco* NOOOO! You can't send it to those horrible men! NOOOOOOOO D: D: *drops tro my knees and screams all dramatically "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...)
*Places the TACO in a Mega-Ultra-Super Safe and locks the door* ...oh shiz what was the combination?!?!?
I have the key no worries~ now we must find charlie! maybe I can make a copy of my taco and give that over
Ahhh the old "Trick Taco Technique" or Triple T as we call it at Candy Mountain. I say give it a try...what's the worst that can happen?
If they catch us it could be tragic.... meh there threats are nothing compared to my POWA! >:D
hmmm now to make an absolute copy....
*after it's made)
But it's so delicious! I cna't give the copy over either D:You will have to give it over or the plan will never work.!?!
*looks at the taco* b-b-but look! It's so... tasty and epic looking! I can't do it! *cries in the corner of shame*Look we need to follow through with the plan or we will never know what happened to the Disciples.
*Hands you a $100 Taco Bell Gift Card* Remember to get extra Hot Sauce.
but taco bell could never make a taco THIS tasty *drools a little*
*looks at the ransom note then the taco then wipes a tear away* I'm sorry taco.. but I must give you up
Taco: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Me: *SOB* D: TwT take it away~ I can't look at it any longerIt will be okay Chief. We will find the Disciples and get to the bottom of this mystery.
*Gently takes the Taco and places it in a box labeled with a note that reads "Here is the Taco you asked for but you get Charlie when we see some proof of the Disciples." Okay Chief now let's go hide behind that dumpster and see what comes of this.
*bites my lip down hard to make sure I don't take it* >.<
*they come and pick up the box and laugh like a bunch of evil dooers and throw the taco on the ground "I know you guys are here! we only wanted the taco just so we could destroy it before you!
Me: *sobs* why the taco... WHYYYY!?Stand back Chief ! *Pushes you to the side as I lunge out from behind the dumpster...spinning in the air as I draw my katana I land on the shoulders of one of the baddies and slice off the arm that is holding the Taco...as the blood sprays from the severed shoulder and covers a second villain he is temporally blinded as I run him clean through...the Third guy runs away yelling "You have not heard the last of this! The Disciples are Doomed!" I walk over and pick up the severed arm still clutching the Trick Taco and pry it from its evil grasp. Holding the blood soaked thing I bring it back to you...
*holds the taco in my hands* TACO! Speak to me taco!
Taco: *cough* I... regret... nothing! *gags and dies*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! but let's not let the taco's death be vain! we will find charlie and bring the disciples back!
I know not where Charlie is do you Chief? Last I checked he was off to Candy Mountain...
no... he's not at candy moutain he's in the meadow sleeping untill his unicorn friends xome and wake him up in the morning to con him out of whatever daily....
WE MUST HURRY!Okay let's go! You drive cuz I am not getting near that Motorcycle Driving Llama ever again!
*the llama lowers his head and cries* daawww you hurt it's feelings~
lets go! to the penguin mobile! to the meadow we go!*Yells "Shotgun" and pushes a penguin out of the way...Leaps into the air does a back flip and lands in the passenger side seat. Kick the tires and light the fires Chief!*
*hops in* STEP ON IT RIDER! *Rider the penguin steps on the pedal and off we go to the meadow in 3 seconds flat!*
x.x I think... I left my body behind at home *falls over*I think I see Charlie laying over there by that tree. *points*
CAPTURE HIM MY MINIONS!
*the penguins surround him and point a gun at charlie*
Charlie: ayyy what gives-
*he gets shot with a tranqulizer*
*sigh*... let's sacrafice him to those one people....
(however in the bushes the two other unicrons are hiding... and want to save charlie... Soonn...*Holy crap! The other two unicorns jump me and try to remove one of my kidneys! I could use a little help over here Chief!...
unicorn1: You can't take charlie! without him who will we con on a daily basis!?
unicorn2: nooooooo charlie noooooooo
Me: Ill save you! *gets out my chainzooka* RAAAAAWWWWRRRR! *charges*As the fur and unicorn horns go flying I am able to escape them. After running back to the penguin mobile to grab my katana I return to find nothing left to do. "Chief you could have saved me something to slice"...all that is left is six hooves and two horns(who knows what became of the other two hooves). Looking at you as you are drenched in blood and entrails I say "Have you ever thought about trying DECAF." The penguins pick up the tranquilized Charlie and place him in the trunk of the penguin mobile.
I guess i got carried away
*gets in the penguin mobile and sighs* I guess there will be no more charlie the unicorn vids :<I would not be so sure of that. I heard about a new show called The Six Million Dollar Unicorn in which they will build him better, faster, and more Funny!
Penguin: we have arrived master!
*sighs and drags charlie out of the car as the tranq is fading slowly "crap! where are they?"
Who is They? And where the heck are we? And while I am asking so many questions...Does this Ninja Suite make my butt look big? O.o
gurl it looks totally fabulous on you~ yah~
we are here to make the trade.. the diciples for the unicorn.... say your goodbyes to charlie
*charlie awakens"
WHAT IS GOING ON!
Me:... crud*Bonks Charlie on the head with a Mandle to knock him out again* Quick make the trade Chief!
*Holds out a Bacon Jalapeno Fart Mandle and a Chuck Norris Sweat Mandle to keep the baddies at bay*
That's right my apprentice! use the manly power of mandles!
*gets out* now hand over the desciples or I will FUS RO DA you to OBLIVION! For I am..... THE DRAGON BORN!
(i just went all elderscrolls up in here! :O)O.O What the...Man that was epic.
The baddies: NU please don't hurt us! the desciples are...... they are..... *dramatic music* In NARNIA!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHoly Guacamole! I could not hear where the Disciples are due to the dramatic music. Narnia you say?
Do I need to check my "Wardrobe"?Yes! we shall check your wardrobe, To your house we go! *the dramatic music continues*
(why am I imagining some song from the Skyrim soundtrack O.o?)We can't go to my house...the er um Cleaning Lady has not been to visit in a while. <.< >.> O.o
pfft, mess smesh this here is my place:
c'mon! to your place we go!
Err Um No. Why would you want to go and see my cave anyway? It is full of Mandles and WAFFLES !That doesn't sound so bad -3- c;mon Uber! the world is counting on us going to narnia and in order to do that we must go to your closet!
Okay Chief but most people come out of the "Closet" and we are going to in?!?!?! O.O
Tell that penguin driving to go slow around the last turn...it's a doozy!"PENGUIN!"
penguin: roger that
*the road is a friggen roller coaster*
*after the roller coaster road*
woh... I think I need a change of pants... o.o
penguin: btw madam why don't we just go to your narnia portal?
me: because it's sealed off.... I'm sure my loyal subjects in narnia miss me... TwT QUICK! TO THE CLOSET! *trips all over the palce because I'm dizzy*The closet which is comprised of dead rabbit corpses has a bronze knob to open it... When opened a brilliant white light blinds...
*Arghh* What the frick happened....?
(rabit corpes? really? lol)
look! we're in narnia! .;... wow..... it has fallen since I left.... quick! I must see who is in power so I can claim my rightful place as queen again >:O....
oh.... and find the desciples of courseWhy do I get the feeling that we are here for other reasons than to save the disciples? O.o
Look over there...*points*...where is that smoke coming from?Well, it's a place to start!
*after a long time of journyign form the dense jungle we reach it*
it;s.... it's .... It's a friggen twilight bonfire! they kept the tradition of the bonefires! I'm so proud of them *w*Hey look Charlie is "Sparkling" in the sunlight ! OMFG! O.O ...and why does he keep wanting to play baseball?!?!?! O.o
Oh noes! he has caught Twilight syndrome! Quick! tie him up! we can't let him infect anybody! D:
Also hide all the baseball bats and brainless girls! he will be intrigued by how he can't read their mindless minds!
*Ties up Charlie with rope and chains*...no what? *yells at the mindless girls "Look Over There...IT"S JUSTIN BIEBER!"*
*the mindless fangirls run off to a hologram of JB)
ME: WHATTTTT!? they dared to let such evil come into narnia!? THat's it! *grabs a faun* TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!Oh Shiz! I think the Chief is pissed off! O.O *Hides behind a penguin*
SHADOWMARE! *a black horse with red eyes comes as I get on her* TAKE ME TO THE CASTLE! Student! come!
By your command. *Follows behind on a rented Mule*
*rides to the castle to see none other but Rick Astly on the throne*
*draws my sword* I AM THE QUEEN OF THIS LAND! SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Penguin: Penguin~ that's right~ (team rocket reference)
Rick Astly : *yawns and releases his knights whom are none other then the deciples of the Mtn dew!*What the..? (I never saw this coming?) I have a plan to distract Rick. *Reaches into my backpack and pulls out a Samsung Galaxy Tablet and tosses it to Rick* "What's this?" he says. I tell him to "Just click on the link and you will see." As his finger moves to open the link I grab you and the penguin and dive behind a large rock. His finger touches the screen and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2iX9i5Ymbk
Steven Hawking opens up a Quantum Singularity that sucks Rick to an alternate Universe...Risk astly has been defeated... by his own song? o.o
*the deciples pull off masks* we are not the desciples you are looking for
Me: WHAT!? THEN WHERE ARE THEY! *I shout as the penguins once again crown me as queen of Narnia*
*I grab one of the "fake disciples" and hold him tight while you torture him for information on the whereabouts of the real disciples.*
*gets out a dagger and shanks him in the knee* WHERE ARE THEY! TELL ME NOW! *one of the penguins pimp slap him*
*Holding him tight I lean into his ear and say "It will only get worse if you don't talk." I laugh..."You are seeing the Chief on a good day...you do NOT want to make her day go bad."* *Turning and looking at you I shake the hell out of the disciple and yell "NOW TALK!"* He starts to mumble...
He starts crying out "mommy! MOMMY SAVE MEEEEEEE" the penguin slaps him again "Talk or I will shut down adventure time"
the fake desciple: NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FAVORITE SHOW! C'mon! I'll tell you! they are.... in.... mordor....
Me: well how the heck do we get there!?!?!?!?!?!?!O.O The Ring! THE RING! My Precious!
"One does not simply waltz into mordor..."
*penguin slaps him*
THEN HOW DO WE >:O !?Do I need to call Aragorn again Chief? O.o
Get him on the phone! *penguin slaps him again* "Is their another way to reach the deciples!?"
After being slapped to an inch of his life he mumbles "You must defeat the Dark Lord Sauron if you wish to ever see the disciples again."
Hey penguin tell Aragon to bring a real sword and not that broken toothpick he was using in Peter Jackson's Trilogy.*the penguin sends a eagle to send a message to aaragorn* "We must find a way to ../ *dun dun dun* waltz into mordor >.<
Where is that music coming from..*Looks Around*...Did you hear that Chief? It was like *dun dun dun* and than silent? O.o
yes I heard it to o.o It was kinda creepy o.o i think somebody is watching us and has possesion of a radio system.. SHOW YOURSELF! D:<Look up in that tree...one of your Penguin Elite is up there with a microphone... O.O
oh... well he's just trying to add dramatic effect to the adventure~ *gets on Shadowmare* tonight we ride to mordor!As I point to the Hairy Llama I tell Aragorn "Give me your horse you are riding the llama." *Snickers as I follow behind you...and they call him a King.*
*once we arrive he is covered in spit*
Aragorn: =.=
NOW LET US COMMENCE SAVING THE DECIPLES! ONWARD SHADOWMARE!Hey Chief what's with the giant eye on top of that mountain? O.o
meh... probably not important -3- it's not like it's evil or anything. *continues to waltz into mordor*
((I'll confess to you now... I have never acually seen a single LOTR movie D:))*Grabs an over-sized Slingshot and fires a huge red-hot boulder into the center of the giant eye*
The earth starts to rumble..."I maybe should have NOT done that"
Maybe not.... *gets out my jetpack and gives you one* any clue where the diciples are?They could be over there one that snow covered mountain...then again they might be down there by the river.
I have no clue Chief. O.o
Ok then.. then I must do what no other Dragonborn has done before~ *shoots some hobbit that's wearing a ring so that I can make a finder potion*That sounds like a brilliant idea Chief ! I think the Shire is only 15 minutes to the East as the Dragon flies. I believe you will find that short pudgy barefoot ring barer there. ^.~
no need~ I just shot him, some wizard guy is now trying to kill me! D: This ring must be important *puts it on* I'll keep it safe * a zap of lightning grazes me so I baracade behind a wall* I little help?
*Runs over to your aid and holds up a +18 Silver Shield and deflects some of the other lightning attacks*
*shouts to the wizard over the commotion: "WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY! I"M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A FOUNDER POTION!"
Wizard: there was no need to kill our comrad and take the ring! give it to us or the burden of destroying it is yours!
Me: destroy it? but its so.. shiny.... *w*Hey Chief I love your new BLING! I think there are 9 Humans that have some similar Rings...That would be one for each finger! O.O
ooo maybe I could collect the rest of them in my spare time
Wizard: NO! you must destroy that ring at once!
Me: but.. I can't destroy something so... precious~... and... shiny~ *3*
Penguin: he may have a point, but that's not the priority... the priotrity is the desciples..
Me: OH! RIGHT! hey Wizard, would you know where the Desciples of the MTN Dew are?
Wizard: hmmm... I will tell you if you destroy the ring
Me: TwT what should I doooYou should destroy the Ring Chief. You do know that you can always forge a new one later. ^.~
Get the Wizard to tell you where the Disciples of the Mt.Dew are and let's get out of here...it smells funny. *Holds nose*
Toss him the Ring Chief...
f-fine TwT *pries it off my finger and pulls a bowl out of nowhere and fills it with lava simply just tossing it in there*
Where are they? and I swear if you lead us to one more planet... I will DESTROY YOU ALLLL
Gandolf: umm.... they are on their way to Tamreil... but if you catch them before hand it will save you the trip. They are right over that mountain once they reatch the portal they will be goneQUICK! *gets on shadowmare* WE MUST CATCH THEM!
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yaminara 2d 18h ago
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Quote by yaminara yooooo doggy! *huggles* you think ya can make me an avy of g-dragon or taemin dancing
btw r u really in russia?!?!?!
If you send me a link to some images I can do that for you over the next few weeks.
Da Comrade I now reside in the Soviet Union.
actually i think i may have figured it out alreadyso u r there right now
Yup and the Potato Soup is horrible. I miss Hamburgers soooo much... :(
u know what it didnt work cuz it was to big u think u could re size it for me http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q9/dancethenparty/Big%20Bang/4c997ag.gifpotato soup..it kinda sounds good XD but yeah hamburgers sound better....is it cold there
I don't know where you got that image but it is to large. I can resize it but it looses the motion video aspect when I do.
You should see if you can get one that is no larger than 100 x 100 pixels in size. I hope this helps.
i found one XD thanx doggy
whats dreary lolSorry I could not help.
Answer: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dreary
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*Tosses a Taco your way* =^.^=
=OwO= *pounces on it and noms on it*
long time no see~?
Been kind of busy. How about you?
You hanging in there?
Yeah, I've been doing better actually. Getting my life back on track and stuffs, but still I have so much freetime its killin me D:
How's the Felix situation going?it ended like last month. It was getting REALLLY rocky, i mean he couldn't even hold the relationship for one hour, that's how bad it was getting. and well I know when I'm wanted and not wanted. He was really giving me the "I don't want you" vibe, so I just let him go. It's not as bad as I thought it would be, maybe it;s the numbness.
I am sorry to hear that. You are a wonderful person and someone else who is willing to put the effort into a relationship with you will be very lucky and blessed. All good things come to those who are patient and vigilant. Anyway Summer is on the way and I am sure you have some fun things to keep from being bored. And on another note...you have not killed your little sister yet have you? lol XD
of course I didn't~ *evil smile* she hasn't been online at all recently~ why would you say that is~? (Seriously though I didn't kill her, she just stopped coming online)) Well I'm suppose to be hanging out with my friend tomorrow... but she hasn't been planning with me at all, just being a procrasinator, I wonder why? It's a tad confusing and worryfulz
*tosses you a waffle*Well it is good to hear that you have not made her demise.
Maybe your friend is figuring out which bank you guys are going to hit and what mode of get-a-way vehicle you will need.
*Breaks out a 2-liter of Dew and some Mega-Ultra Tacos*
*eats it all in one milisecond FLAT >:D
A new record!
maybe she wuld~ maybe not~ *shifty eyes*You best keep the "Plan" on the QT.
Here you might need this...*Tosses you a Chainsaw Shotgun with a Laser Scope*Is it loaded and on safety? *takes it aiming it away from me and anybody else besides my prey*
OOOO does it come with a free taco o3o ?Tacos are an extra option but I'll see if I can talk the guy to throwing in a few just for you.
I demand ma tacos here and now >:O *flails and pouts*
I tried my best but the salesman said he can only throw in the Taco Option if you buy the mini flame thrower and 2 boxes of hand grenades. Sorry. :( That dude is such a hard arse!
MINI FLAMETHROWER!? MINI FLAMETHOWER!? what am I? a girl scout!? that's it *gets out my bazooka* I will get my TAco >:O
*Runs as fast as I can away from the A-Hole Sales dude and dives over a large rock just as the shell explodes said sales jerk into itty bitty pieces* ...*puts out the fire on my tail* Hot!...Hot!...Hot!
*arises from the ruble with my bazooka over my shoulder and me holding my taco up to the sky as the smoke clears out* I have done it! I havce received my TACO!
*seagul comes by and take it*
>:| oh no you don't*Calls in F-18 Fighters Piloted by Kamikaze Penguins* That should get said TACO back!
NUUUU THEY WILL ACCIDENTLY BLOW MY TACO UP! *it explodes* TwT
I should have called in the Badger Apache Helicopter Brigade and had them get it back for you...my bad. :(
*drops to my knees and cries* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
*penguins lower their heads in mournign for the taco*
It was one of thee best tacos! is that saleman still alive? I demand a second taco!I believe you eradicated him with your "Scotched Earth Policy"...*Grabs my bugle and plays "Taps" for the Taco*
dawwww i can't get a replacement *holds head in sorrow* that taco was one in a million... and so.... to avenge the taco.. I shall kill all Sea gulls >:O
I shall help you. *Tosses a boat load of Alka-Seltzer in the air* and the sea gulls eat it and then they explode!
>w> <w< vwv ^w^ *puts tiny bombs in my hotdog and perposfully holds it in the air so they can swoop down and take the bait that will only trigger off when they eat it
Simply Awesome! O.O
*explosions in the air everywhere* aww.... it's like firwowrks..... happy new year~
Sooo many Sea Gulls so little time...I know *sniff* .... NO(W LET"S GO WALK ON THE CEILING! YAYYY
*Twirls my tail real fast and flies around the room...*weeeeeeee *throws tea at random seagulls and has tea with squirells till one of the squirells catch on fire* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...)
Are you using the "Flaming Tea Attack of the Forbidden Priests of Antioch"? You know that will kill everything it touches!
yes -3- I have secret connections with the Forbidden Priests of Antioch, (sips the tea* ahhhhhh regreshing :3 *hair catches fire*
But what of the Disciples of the Mountain of Dew?!?!?!?
They havn't shown themselves in years ! I fear that they have been kidnapped! the taco society however has been doing it's best to try to hunt them down
Are you a card carrying member of the Taco Society?
yes I indeed am~ infact I am above CEO! any idea where to start in the search for the disciples of the Mountain Dew?Let us go and ransack the PEPSICO Corporation and see what we can shake out.
yeah~ c'mon penguins! we're on an urgent mission to locate the Dsciples! >:|
-wait... what would pepsi want with them? coke is there rival, not MTN dew D:
You may be correct. Let me consult with Dr. Pepper and see if he agrees.
hmm... doe she know anything? if not we must throw a meeting with all the heads of all the sodas! we must locate the desciples!
Dr. Pepper told me to look at the end of an alley on the corner of 7 UP Drive and Barq's Lane and we might find the answers we are looking for there.
ok then! *slips on some shades and goes into a car that is being driven by two goats "no time to explaim! get in the car!"
*Follows behind you on a motorcycle driven by a llama.*
I wouldn't ride with a llama expecielly on a motercycle... when they spit it comes back and hits you in the face (the horror!)
*pulls over at 7 UP Drive and Barq's Lane*
well? you see anything?I can't see anything...what with all this llama hair and spittle.
*tosses you a rag* and that kids is why you don't ride with llamas
how about now?Thanks Chief!
*Looks around and notices a small piece of paper tucked inside a Mt. Dew bottle*
Here you go *tosses you the bottle*...can you read it as I am still picking llama hair out from between my teeth.
eewwww have fun with that
*opens the letter* iF yOu EvEr WAnT tO SeE TheE diCsIplEs AlIve EvveErr AgAin yOu MuSt HaNd OveR ChArLiE .... AnD yOuR TaCoNOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE TACO!
OMG! NOT CHARLIE! ...oh yeah and the Taco. >.>
*huggles my taco* NOOOO! You can't send it to those horrible men! NOOOOOOOO D: D: *drops tro my knees and screams all dramatically "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...)
*Places the TACO in a Mega-Ultra-Super Safe and locks the door* ...oh shiz what was the combination?!?!?
I have the key no worries~ now we must find charlie! maybe I can make a copy of my taco and give that over
Ahhh the old "Trick Taco Technique" or Triple T as we call it at Candy Mountain. I say give it a try...what's the worst that can happen?
If they catch us it could be tragic.... meh there threats are nothing compared to my POWA! >:D
hmmm now to make an absolute copy....
*after it's made)
But it's so delicious! I cna't give the copy over either D:You will have to give it over or the plan will never work.!?!
*looks at the taco* b-b-but look! It's so... tasty and epic looking! I can't do it! *cries in the corner of shame*Look we need to follow through with the plan or we will never know what happened to the Disciples.
*Hands you a $100 Taco Bell Gift Card* Remember to get extra Hot Sauce.
but taco bell could never make a taco THIS tasty *drools a little*
*looks at the ransom note then the taco then wipes a tear away* I'm sorry taco.. but I must give you up
Taco: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Me: *SOB* D: TwT take it away~ I can't look at it any longerIt will be okay Chief. We will find the Disciples and get to the bottom of this mystery.
*Gently takes the Taco and places it in a box labeled with a note that reads "Here is the Taco you asked for but you get Charlie when we see some proof of the Disciples." Okay Chief now let's go hide behind that dumpster and see what comes of this.
*bites my lip down hard to make sure I don't take it* >.<
*they come and pick up the box and laugh like a bunch of evil dooers and throw the taco on the ground "I know you guys are here! we only wanted the taco just so we could destroy it before you!
Me: *sobs* why the taco... WHYYYY!?Stand back Chief ! *Pushes you to the side as I lunge out from behind the dumpster...spinning in the air as I draw my katana I land on the shoulders of one of the baddies and slice off the arm that is holding the Taco...as the blood sprays from the severed shoulder and covers a second villain he is temporally blinded as I run him clean through...the Third guy runs away yelling "You have not heard the last of this! The Disciples are Doomed!" I walk over and pick up the severed arm still clutching the Trick Taco and pry it from its evil grasp. Holding the blood soaked thing I bring it back to you...
*holds the taco in my hands* TACO! Speak to me taco!
Taco: *cough* I... regret... nothing! *gags and dies*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! but let's not let the taco's death be vain! we will find charlie and bring the disciples back!
I know not where Charlie is do you Chief? Last I checked he was off to Candy Mountain...
no... he's not at candy moutain he's in the meadow sleeping untill his unicorn friends xome and wake him up in the morning to con him out of whatever daily....
WE MUST HURRY!Okay let's go! You drive cuz I am not getting near that Motorcycle Driving Llama ever again!
*the llama lowers his head and cries* daawww you hurt it's feelings~
lets go! to the penguin mobile! to the meadow we go!*Yells "Shotgun" and pushes a penguin out of the way...Leaps into the air does a back flip and lands in the passenger side seat. Kick the tires and light the fires Chief!*
*hops in* STEP ON IT RIDER! *Rider the penguin steps on the pedal and off we go to the meadow in 3 seconds flat!*
x.x I think... I left my body behind at home *falls over*I think I see Charlie laying over there by that tree. *points*
CAPTURE HIM MY MINIONS!
*the penguins surround him and point a gun at charlie*
Charlie: ayyy what gives-
*he gets shot with a tranqulizer*
*sigh*... let's sacrafice him to those one people....
(however in the bushes the two other unicrons are hiding... and want to save charlie... Soonn...*Holy crap! The other two unicorns jump me and try to remove one of my kidneys! I could use a little help over here Chief!...
unicorn1: You can't take charlie! without him who will we con on a daily basis!?
unicorn2: nooooooo charlie noooooooo
Me: Ill save you! *gets out my chainzooka* RAAAAAWWWWRRRR! *charges*As the fur and unicorn horns go flying I am able to escape them. After running back to the penguin mobile to grab my katana I return to find nothing left to do. "Chief you could have saved me something to slice"...all that is left is six hooves and two horns(who knows what became of the other two hooves). Looking at you as you are drenched in blood and entrails I say "Have you ever thought about trying DECAF." The penguins pick up the tranquilized Charlie and place him in the trunk of the penguin mobile.
I guess i got carried away
*gets in the penguin mobile and sighs* I guess there will be no more charlie the unicorn vids :<I would not be so sure of that. I heard about a new show called The Six Million Dollar Unicorn in which they will build him better, faster, and more Funny!
Penguin: we have arrived master!
*sighs and drags charlie out of the car as the tranq is fading slowly "crap! where are they?"
Who is They? And where the heck are we? And while I am asking so many questions...Does this Ninja Suite make my butt look big? O.o
gurl it looks totally fabulous on you~ yah~
we are here to make the trade.. the diciples for the unicorn.... say your goodbyes to charlie
*charlie awakens"
WHAT IS GOING ON!
Me:... crud*Bonks Charlie on the head with a Mandle to knock him out again* Quick make the trade Chief!
*Holds out a Bacon Jalapeno Fart Mandle and a Chuck Norris Sweat Mandle to keep the baddies at bay*
That's right my apprentice! use the manly power of mandles!
*gets out* now hand over the desciples or I will FUS RO DA you to OBLIVION! For I am..... THE DRAGON BORN!
(i just went all elderscrolls up in here! :O)O.O What the...Man that was epic.
The baddies: NU please don't hurt us! the desciples are...... they are..... *dramatic music* In NARNIA!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHoly Guacamole! I could not hear where the Disciples are due to the dramatic music. Narnia you say?
Do I need to check my "Wardrobe"?Yes! we shall check your wardrobe, To your house we go! *the dramatic music continues*
(why am I imagining some song from the Skyrim soundtrack O.o?)We can't go to my house...the er um Cleaning Lady has not been to visit in a while. <.< >.> O.o
pfft, mess smesh this here is my place:
c'mon! to your place we go!
Err Um No. Why would you want to go and see my cave anyway? It is full of Mandles and WAFFLES !That doesn't sound so bad -3- c;mon Uber! the world is counting on us going to narnia and in order to do that we must go to your closet!
Okay Chief but most people come out of the "Closet" and we are going to in?!?!?! O.O
Tell that penguin driving to go slow around the last turn...it's a doozy!"PENGUIN!"
penguin: roger that
*the road is a friggen roller coaster*
*after the roller coaster road*
woh... I think I need a change of pants... o.o
penguin: btw madam why don't we just go to your narnia portal?
me: because it's sealed off.... I'm sure my loyal subjects in narnia miss me... TwT QUICK! TO THE CLOSET! *trips all over the palce because I'm dizzy*The closet which is comprised of dead rabbit corpses has a bronze knob to open it... When opened a brilliant white light blinds...
*Arghh* What the frick happened....?
(rabit corpes? really? lol)
look! we're in narnia! .;... wow..... it has fallen since I left.... quick! I must see who is in power so I can claim my rightful place as queen again >:O....
oh.... and find the desciples of courseWhy do I get the feeling that we are here for other reasons than to save the disciples? O.o
Look over there...*points*...where is that smoke coming from?Well, it's a place to start!
*after a long time of journyign form the dense jungle we reach it*
it;s.... it's .... It's a friggen twilight bonfire! they kept the tradition of the bonefires! I'm so proud of them *w*Hey look Charlie is "Sparkling" in the sunlight ! OMFG! O.O ...and why does he keep wanting to play baseball?!?!?! O.o
Oh noes! he has caught Twilight syndrome! Quick! tie him up! we can't let him infect anybody! D:
Also hide all the baseball bats and brainless girls! he will be intrigued by how he can't read their mindless minds!
*Ties up Charlie with rope and chains*...no what? *yells at the mindless girls "Look Over There...IT"S JUSTIN BIEBER!"*
*the mindless fangirls run off to a hologram of JB)
ME: WHATTTTT!? they dared to let such evil come into narnia!? THat's it! *grabs a faun* TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!Oh Shiz! I think the Chief is pissed off! O.O *Hides behind a penguin*
SHADOWMARE! *a black horse with red eyes comes as I get on her* TAKE ME TO THE CASTLE! Student! come!
By your command. *Follows behind on a rented Mule*
*rides to the castle to see none other but Rick Astly on the throne*
*draws my sword* I AM THE QUEEN OF THIS LAND! SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Penguin: Penguin~ that's right~ (team rocket reference)
Rick Astly : *yawns and releases his knights whom are none other then the deciples of the Mtn dew!*What the..? (I never saw this coming?) I have a plan to distract Rick. *Reaches into my backpack and pulls out a Samsung Galaxy Tablet and tosses it to Rick* "What's this?" he says. I tell him to "Just click on the link and you will see." As his finger moves to open the link I grab you and the penguin and dive behind a large rock. His finger touches the screen and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2iX9i5Ymbk
Steven Hawking opens up a Quantum Singularity that sucks Rick to an alternate Universe...Risk astly has been defeated... by his own song? o.o
*the deciples pull off masks* we are not the desciples you are looking for
Me: WHAT!? THEN WHERE ARE THEY! *I shout as the penguins once again crown me as queen of Narnia*
*I grab one of the "fake disciples" and hold him tight while you torture him for information on the whereabouts of the real disciples.*
*gets out a dagger and shanks him in the knee* WHERE ARE THEY! TELL ME NOW! *one of the penguins pimp slap him*
*Holding him tight I lean into his ear and say "It will only get worse if you don't talk." I laugh..."You are seeing the Chief on a good day...you do NOT want to make her day go bad."* *Turning and looking at you I shake the hell out of the disciple and yell "NOW TALK!"* He starts to mumble...
He starts crying out "mommy! MOMMY SAVE MEEEEEEE" the penguin slaps him again "Talk or I will shut down adventure time"
the fake desciple: NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FAVORITE SHOW! C'mon! I'll tell you! they are.... in.... mordor....
Me: well how the heck do we get there!?!?!?!?!?!?!O.O The Ring! THE RING! My Precious!
"One does not simply waltz into mordor..."
*penguin slaps him*
THEN HOW DO WE >:O !?Do I need to call Aragorn again Chief? O.o
Get him on the phone! *penguin slaps him again* "Is their another way to reach the deciples!?"
After being slapped to an inch of his life he mumbles "You must defeat the Dark Lord Sauron if you wish to ever see the disciples again."
Hey penguin tell Aragon to bring a real sword and not that broken toothpick he was using in Peter Jackson's Trilogy.*the penguin sends a eagle to send a message to aaragorn* "We must find a way to ../ *dun dun dun* waltz into mordor >.<
Where is that music coming from..*Looks Around*...Did you hear that Chief? It was like *dun dun dun* and than silent? O.o
yes I heard it to o.o It was kinda creepy o.o i think somebody is watching us and has possesion of a radio system.. SHOW YOURSELF! D:<Look up in that tree...one of your Penguin Elite is up there with a microphone... O.O
oh... well he's just trying to add dramatic effect to the adventure~ *gets on Shadowmare* tonight we ride to mordor!As I point to the Hairy Llama I tell Aragorn "Give me your horse you are riding the llama." *Snickers as I follow behind you...and they call him a King.*
*once we arrive he is covered in spit*
Aragorn: =.=
NOW LET US COMMENCE SAVING THE DECIPLES! ONWARD SHADOWMARE!Hey Chief what's with the giant eye on top of that mountain? O.o
meh... probably not important -3- it's not like it's evil or anything. *continues to waltz into mordor*
((I'll confess to you now... I have never acually seen a single LOTR movie D:))*Grabs an over-sized Slingshot and fires a huge red-hot boulder into the center of the giant eye*
The earth starts to rumble..."I maybe should have NOT done that"
Maybe not.... *gets out my jetpack and gives you one* any clue where the diciples are?They could be over there one that snow covered mountain...then again they might be down there by the river.
I have no clue Chief. O.o
Ok then.. then I must do what no other Dragonborn has done before~ *shoots some hobbit that's wearing a ring so that I can make a finder potion*That sounds like a brilliant idea Chief ! I think the Shire is only 15 minutes to the East as the Dragon flies. I believe you will find that short pudgy barefoot ring barer there. ^.~
no need~ I just shot him, some wizard guy is now trying to kill me! D: This ring must be important *puts it on* I'll keep it safe * a zap of lightning grazes me so I baracade behind a wall* I little help?
*Runs over to your aid and holds up a +18 Silver Shield and deflects some of the other lightning attacks*
*shouts to the wizard over the commotion: "WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY! I"M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A FOUNDER POTION!"
Wizard: there was no need to kill our comrad and take the ring! give it to us or the burden of destroying it is yours!
Me: destroy it? but its so.. shiny.... *w*Hey Chief I love your new BLING! I think there are 9 Humans that have some similar Rings...That would be one for each finger! O.O
ooo maybe I could collect the rest of them in my spare time
Wizard: NO! you must destroy that ring at once!
Me: but.. I can't destroy something so... precious~... and... shiny~ *3*
Penguin: he may have a point, but that's not the priority... the priotrity is the desciples..
Me: OH! RIGHT! hey Wizard, would you know where the Desciples of the MTN Dew are?
Wizard: hmmm... I will tell you if you destroy the ring
Me: TwT what should I dooo -
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Quote by yaminara yooooo doggy! *huggles* you think ya can make me an avy of g-dragon or taemin dancing
btw r u really in russia?!?!?!
If you send me a link to some images I can do that for you over the next few weeks.
Da Comrade I now reside in the Soviet Union.
actually i think i may have figured it out alreadyso u r there right now
Yup and the Potato Soup is horrible. I miss Hamburgers soooo much... :(
u know what it didnt work cuz it was to big u think u could re size it for me http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q9/dancethenparty/Big%20Bang/4c997ag.gifpotato soup..it kinda sounds good XD but yeah hamburgers sound better....is it cold there
I don't know where you got that image but it is to large. I can resize it but it looses the motion video aspect when I do.
You should see if you can get one that is no larger than 100 x 100 pixels in size. I hope this helps.
i found one XD thanx doggy
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<---- look look I is white again ! happened shortly after you logged off and my avatar changed aren't it cute like me :D alright, sleep tight, don't let the fleas attack :O
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Quote by yaminara yooooo doggy! *huggles* you think ya can make me an avy of g-dragon or taemin dancing
btw r u really in russia?!?!?!
If you send me a link to some images I can do that for you over the next few weeks.
Da Comrade I now reside in the Soviet Union.
actually i think i may have figured it out alreadyso u r there right now
Yup and the Potato Soup is horrible. I miss Hamburgers soooo much... :(
u know what it didnt work cuz it was to big u think u could re size it for me http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q9/dancethenparty/Big%20Bang/4c997ag.gifpotato soup..it kinda sounds good XD but yeah hamburgers sound better....is it cold there
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Quote by yaminara yooooo doggy! *huggles* you think ya can make me an avy of g-dragon or taemin dancing
btw r u really in russia?!?!?!
If you send me a link to some images I can do that for you over the next few weeks.
Da Comrade I now reside in the Soviet Union.
actually i think i may have figured it out alreadyso u r there right now
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*Tosses a Taco your way* =^.^=
=OwO= *pounces on it and noms on it*
long time no see~?
Been kind of busy. How about you?
You hanging in there?
Yeah, I've been doing better actually. Getting my life back on track and stuffs, but still I have so much freetime its killin me D:
How's the Felix situation going?it ended like last month. It was getting REALLLY rocky, i mean he couldn't even hold the relationship for one hour, that's how bad it was getting. and well I know when I'm wanted and not wanted. He was really giving me the "I don't want you" vibe, so I just let him go. It's not as bad as I thought it would be, maybe it;s the numbness.
I am sorry to hear that. You are a wonderful person and someone else who is willing to put the effort into a relationship with you will be very lucky and blessed. All good things come to those who are patient and vigilant. Anyway Summer is on the way and I am sure you have some fun things to keep from being bored. And on another note...you have not killed your little sister yet have you? lol XD
of course I didn't~ *evil smile* she hasn't been online at all recently~ why would you say that is~? (Seriously though I didn't kill her, she just stopped coming online)) Well I'm suppose to be hanging out with my friend tomorrow... but she hasn't been planning with me at all, just being a procrasinator, I wonder why? It's a tad confusing and worryfulz
*tosses you a waffle*Well it is good to hear that you have not made her demise.
Maybe your friend is figuring out which bank you guys are going to hit and what mode of get-a-way vehicle you will need.
*Breaks out a 2-liter of Dew and some Mega-Ultra Tacos*
*eats it all in one milisecond FLAT >:D
A new record!
maybe she wuld~ maybe not~ *shifty eyes*You best keep the "Plan" on the QT.
Here you might need this...*Tosses you a Chainsaw Shotgun with a Laser Scope*Is it loaded and on safety? *takes it aiming it away from me and anybody else besides my prey*
OOOO does it come with a free taco o3o ?Tacos are an extra option but I'll see if I can talk the guy to throwing in a few just for you.
I demand ma tacos here and now >:O *flails and pouts*
I tried my best but the salesman said he can only throw in the Taco Option if you buy the mini flame thrower and 2 boxes of hand grenades. Sorry. :( That dude is such a hard arse!
MINI FLAMETHROWER!? MINI FLAMETHOWER!? what am I? a girl scout!? that's it *gets out my bazooka* I will get my TAco >:O
*Runs as fast as I can away from the A-Hole Sales dude and dives over a large rock just as the shell explodes said sales jerk into itty bitty pieces* ...*puts out the fire on my tail* Hot!...Hot!...Hot!
*arises from the ruble with my bazooka over my shoulder and me holding my taco up to the sky as the smoke clears out* I have done it! I havce received my TACO!
*seagul comes by and take it*
>:| oh no you don't*Calls in F-18 Fighters Piloted by Kamikaze Penguins* That should get said TACO back!
NUUUU THEY WILL ACCIDENTLY BLOW MY TACO UP! *it explodes* TwT
I should have called in the Badger Apache Helicopter Brigade and had them get it back for you...my bad. :(
*drops to my knees and cries* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
*penguins lower their heads in mournign for the taco*
It was one of thee best tacos! is that saleman still alive? I demand a second taco!I believe you eradicated him with your "Scotched Earth Policy"...*Grabs my bugle and plays "Taps" for the Taco*
dawwww i can't get a replacement *holds head in sorrow* that taco was one in a million... and so.... to avenge the taco.. I shall kill all Sea gulls >:O
I shall help you. *Tosses a boat load of Alka-Seltzer in the air* and the sea gulls eat it and then they explode!
>w> <w< vwv ^w^ *puts tiny bombs in my hotdog and perposfully holds it in the air so they can swoop down and take the bait that will only trigger off when they eat it
Simply Awesome! O.O
*explosions in the air everywhere* aww.... it's like firwowrks..... happy new year~
Sooo many Sea Gulls so little time...I know *sniff* .... NO(W LET"S GO WALK ON THE CEILING! YAYYY
*Twirls my tail real fast and flies around the room...*weeeeeeee *throws tea at random seagulls and has tea with squirells till one of the squirells catch on fire* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...)
Are you using the "Flaming Tea Attack of the Forbidden Priests of Antioch"? You know that will kill everything it touches!
yes -3- I have secret connections with the Forbidden Priests of Antioch, (sips the tea* ahhhhhh regreshing :3 *hair catches fire*
But what of the Disciples of the Mountain of Dew?!?!?!?
They havn't shown themselves in years ! I fear that they have been kidnapped! the taco society however has been doing it's best to try to hunt them down
Are you a card carrying member of the Taco Society?
yes I indeed am~ infact I am above CEO! any idea where to start in the search for the disciples of the Mountain Dew?Let us go and ransack the PEPSICO Corporation and see what we can shake out.
yeah~ c'mon penguins! we're on an urgent mission to locate the Dsciples! >:|
-wait... what would pepsi want with them? coke is there rival, not MTN dew D:
You may be correct. Let me consult with Dr. Pepper and see if he agrees.
hmm... doe she know anything? if not we must throw a meeting with all the heads of all the sodas! we must locate the desciples!
Dr. Pepper told me to look at the end of an alley on the corner of 7 UP Drive and Barq's Lane and we might find the answers we are looking for there.
ok then! *slips on some shades and goes into a car that is being driven by two goats "no time to explaim! get in the car!"
*Follows behind you on a motorcycle driven by a llama.*
I wouldn't ride with a llama expecielly on a motercycle... when they spit it comes back and hits you in the face (the horror!)
*pulls over at 7 UP Drive and Barq's Lane*
well? you see anything?I can't see anything...what with all this llama hair and spittle.
*tosses you a rag* and that kids is why you don't ride with llamas
how about now?Thanks Chief!
*Looks around and notices a small piece of paper tucked inside a Mt. Dew bottle*
Here you go *tosses you the bottle*...can you read it as I am still picking llama hair out from between my teeth.
eewwww have fun with that
*opens the letter* iF yOu EvEr WAnT tO SeE TheE diCsIplEs AlIve EvveErr AgAin yOu MuSt HaNd OveR ChArLiE .... AnD yOuR TaCoNOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE TACO!
OMG! NOT CHARLIE! ...oh yeah and the Taco. >.>
*huggles my taco* NOOOO! You can't send it to those horrible men! NOOOOOOOO D: D: *drops tro my knees and screams all dramatically "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...)
*Places the TACO in a Mega-Ultra-Super Safe and locks the door* ...oh shiz what was the combination?!?!?
I have the key no worries~ now we must find charlie! maybe I can make a copy of my taco and give that over
Ahhh the old "Trick Taco Technique" or Triple T as we call it at Candy Mountain. I say give it a try...what's the worst that can happen?
If they catch us it could be tragic.... meh there threats are nothing compared to my POWA! >:D
hmmm now to make an absolute copy....
*after it's made)
But it's so delicious! I cna't give the copy over either D:You will have to give it over or the plan will never work.!?!
*looks at the taco* b-b-but look! It's so... tasty and epic looking! I can't do it! *cries in the corner of shame*Look we need to follow through with the plan or we will never know what happened to the Disciples.
*Hands you a $100 Taco Bell Gift Card* Remember to get extra Hot Sauce.
but taco bell could never make a taco THIS tasty *drools a little*
*looks at the ransom note then the taco then wipes a tear away* I'm sorry taco.. but I must give you up
Taco: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Me: *SOB* D: TwT take it away~ I can't look at it any longerIt will be okay Chief. We will find the Disciples and get to the bottom of this mystery.
*Gently takes the Taco and places it in a box labeled with a note that reads "Here is the Taco you asked for but you get Charlie when we see some proof of the Disciples." Okay Chief now let's go hide behind that dumpster and see what comes of this.
*bites my lip down hard to make sure I don't take it* >.<
*they come and pick up the box and laugh like a bunch of evil dooers and throw the taco on the ground "I know you guys are here! we only wanted the taco just so we could destroy it before you!
Me: *sobs* why the taco... WHYYYY!?Stand back Chief ! *Pushes you to the side as I lunge out from behind the dumpster...spinning in the air as I draw my katana I land on the shoulders of one of the baddies and slice off the arm that is holding the Taco...as the blood sprays from the severed shoulder and covers a second villain he is temporally blinded as I run him clean through...the Third guy runs away yelling "You have not heard the last of this! The Disciples are Doomed!" I walk over and pick up the severed arm still clutching the Trick Taco and pry it from its evil grasp. Holding the blood soaked thing I bring it back to you...
*holds the taco in my hands* TACO! Speak to me taco!
Taco: *cough* I... regret... nothing! *gags and dies*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! but let's not let the taco's death be vain! we will find charlie and bring the disciples back!
I know not where Charlie is do you Chief? Last I checked he was off to Candy Mountain...
no... he's not at candy moutain he's in the meadow sleeping untill his unicorn friends xome and wake him up in the morning to con him out of whatever daily....
WE MUST HURRY!Okay let's go! You drive cuz I am not getting near that Motorcycle Driving Llama ever again!
*the llama lowers his head and cries* daawww you hurt it's feelings~
lets go! to the penguin mobile! to the meadow we go!*Yells "Shotgun" and pushes a penguin out of the way...Leaps into the air does a back flip and lands in the passenger side seat. Kick the tires and light the fires Chief!*
*hops in* STEP ON IT RIDER! *Rider the penguin steps on the pedal and off we go to the meadow in 3 seconds flat!*
x.x I think... I left my body behind at home *falls over*I think I see Charlie laying over there by that tree. *points*
CAPTURE HIM MY MINIONS!
*the penguins surround him and point a gun at charlie*
Charlie: ayyy what gives-
*he gets shot with a tranqulizer*
*sigh*... let's sacrafice him to those one people....
(however in the bushes the two other unicrons are hiding... and want to save charlie... Soonn...*Holy crap! The other two unicorns jump me and try to remove one of my kidneys! I could use a little help over here Chief!...
unicorn1: You can't take charlie! without him who will we con on a daily basis!?
unicorn2: nooooooo charlie noooooooo
Me: Ill save you! *gets out my chainzooka* RAAAAAWWWWRRRR! *charges*As the fur and unicorn horns go flying I am able to escape them. After running back to the penguin mobile to grab my katana I return to find nothing left to do. "Chief you could have saved me something to slice"...all that is left is six hooves and two horns(who knows what became of the other two hooves). Looking at you as you are drenched in blood and entrails I say "Have you ever thought about trying DECAF." The penguins pick up the tranquilized Charlie and place him in the trunk of the penguin mobile.
I guess i got carried away
*gets in the penguin mobile and sighs* I guess there will be no more charlie the unicorn vids :<I would not be so sure of that. I heard about a new show called The Six Million Dollar Unicorn in which they will build him better, faster, and more Funny!
Penguin: we have arrived master!
*sighs and drags charlie out of the car as the tranq is fading slowly "crap! where are they?"
Who is They? And where the heck are we? And while I am asking so many questions...Does this Ninja Suite make my butt look big? O.o
gurl it looks totally fabulous on you~ yah~
we are here to make the trade.. the diciples for the unicorn.... say your goodbyes to charlie
*charlie awakens"
WHAT IS GOING ON!
Me:... crud*Bonks Charlie on the head with a Mandle to knock him out again* Quick make the trade Chief!
*Holds out a Bacon Jalapeno Fart Mandle and a Chuck Norris Sweat Mandle to keep the baddies at bay*
That's right my apprentice! use the manly power of mandles!
*gets out* now hand over the desciples or I will FUS RO DA you to OBLIVION! For I am..... THE DRAGON BORN!
(i just went all elderscrolls up in here! :O)O.O What the...Man that was epic.
The baddies: NU please don't hurt us! the desciples are...... they are..... *dramatic music* In NARNIA!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHoly Guacamole! I could not hear where the Disciples are due to the dramatic music. Narnia you say?
Do I need to check my "Wardrobe"?Yes! we shall check your wardrobe, To your house we go! *the dramatic music continues*
(why am I imagining some song from the Skyrim soundtrack O.o?)We can't go to my house...the er um Cleaning Lady has not been to visit in a while. <.< >.> O.o
pfft, mess smesh this here is my place:
c'mon! to your place we go!
Err Um No. Why would you want to go and see my cave anyway? It is full of Mandles and WAFFLES !That doesn't sound so bad -3- c;mon Uber! the world is counting on us going to narnia and in order to do that we must go to your closet!
Okay Chief but most people come out of the "Closet" and we are going to in?!?!?! O.O
Tell that penguin driving to go slow around the last turn...it's a doozy!"PENGUIN!"
penguin: roger that
*the road is a friggen roller coaster*
*after the roller coaster road*
woh... I think I need a change of pants... o.o
penguin: btw madam why don't we just go to your narnia portal?
me: because it's sealed off.... I'm sure my loyal subjects in narnia miss me... TwT QUICK! TO THE CLOSET! *trips all over the palce because I'm dizzy*The closet which is comprised of dead rabbit corpses has a bronze knob to open it... When opened a brilliant white light blinds...
*Arghh* What the frick happened....?
(rabit corpes? really? lol)
look! we're in narnia! .;... wow..... it has fallen since I left.... quick! I must see who is in power so I can claim my rightful place as queen again >:O....
oh.... and find the desciples of courseWhy do I get the feeling that we are here for other reasons than to save the disciples? O.o
Look over there...*points*...where is that smoke coming from?Well, it's a place to start!
*after a long time of journyign form the dense jungle we reach it*
it;s.... it's .... It's a friggen twilight bonfire! they kept the tradition of the bonefires! I'm so proud of them *w*Hey look Charlie is "Sparkling" in the sunlight ! OMFG! O.O ...and why does he keep wanting to play baseball?!?!?! O.o
Oh noes! he has caught Twilight syndrome! Quick! tie him up! we can't let him infect anybody! D:
Also hide all the baseball bats and brainless girls! he will be intrigued by how he can't read their mindless minds!
*Ties up Charlie with rope and chains*...no what? *yells at the mindless girls "Look Over There...IT"S JUSTIN BIEBER!"*
*the mindless fangirls run off to a hologram of JB)
ME: WHATTTTT!? they dared to let such evil come into narnia!? THat's it! *grabs a faun* TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!Oh Shiz! I think the Chief is pissed off! O.O *Hides behind a penguin*
SHADOWMARE! *a black horse with red eyes comes as I get on her* TAKE ME TO THE CASTLE! Student! come!
By your command. *Follows behind on a rented Mule*
*rides to the castle to see none other but Rick Astly on the throne*
*draws my sword* I AM THE QUEEN OF THIS LAND! SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Penguin: Penguin~ that's right~ (team rocket reference)
Rick Astly : *yawns and releases his knights whom are none other then the deciples of the Mtn dew!*What the..? (I never saw this coming?) I have a plan to distract Rick. *Reaches into my backpack and pulls out a Samsung Galaxy Tablet and tosses it to Rick* "What's this?" he says. I tell him to "Just click on the link and you will see." As his finger moves to open the link I grab you and the penguin and dive behind a large rock. His finger touches the screen and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2iX9i5Ymbk
Steven Hawking opens up a Quantum Singularity that sucks Rick to an alternate Universe...Risk astly has been defeated... by his own song? o.o
*the deciples pull off masks* we are not the desciples you are looking for
Me: WHAT!? THEN WHERE ARE THEY! *I shout as the penguins once again crown me as queen of Narnia*
*I grab one of the "fake disciples" and hold him tight while you torture him for information on the whereabouts of the real disciples.*
*gets out a dagger and shanks him in the knee* WHERE ARE THEY! TELL ME NOW! *one of the penguins pimp slap him*
*Holding him tight I lean into his ear and say "It will only get worse if you don't talk." I laugh..."You are seeing the Chief on a good day...you do NOT want to make her day go bad."* *Turning and looking at you I shake the hell out of the disciple and yell "NOW TALK!"* He starts to mumble...
He starts crying out "mommy! MOMMY SAVE MEEEEEEE" the penguin slaps him again "Talk or I will shut down adventure time"
the fake desciple: NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FAVORITE SHOW! C'mon! I'll tell you! they are.... in.... mordor....
Me: well how the heck do we get there!?!?!?!?!?!?!O.O The Ring! THE RING! My Precious!
"One does not simply waltz into mordor..."
*penguin slaps him*
THEN HOW DO WE >:O !?Do I need to call Aragorn again Chief? O.o
Get him on the phone! *penguin slaps him again* "Is their another way to reach the deciples!?"
After being slapped to an inch of his life he mumbles "You must defeat the Dark Lord Sauron if you wish to ever see the disciples again."
Hey penguin tell Aragon to bring a real sword and not that broken toothpick he was using in Peter Jackson's Trilogy.*the penguin sends a eagle to send a message to aaragorn* "We must find a way to ../ *dun dun dun* waltz into mordor >.<
Where is that music coming from..*Looks Around*...Did you hear that Chief? It was like *dun dun dun* and than silent? O.o
yes I heard it to o.o It was kinda creepy o.o i think somebody is watching us and has possesion of a radio system.. SHOW YOURSELF! D:<Look up in that tree...one of your Penguin Elite is up there with a microphone... O.O
oh... well he's just trying to add dramatic effect to the adventure~ *gets on Shadowmare* tonight we ride to mordor!As I point to the Hairy Llama I tell Aragorn "Give me your horse you are riding the llama." *Snickers as I follow behind you...and they call him a King.*
*once we arrive he is covered in spit*
Aragorn: =.=
NOW LET US COMMENCE SAVING THE DECIPLES! ONWARD SHADOWMARE!Hey Chief what's with the giant eye on top of that mountain? O.o
meh... probably not important -3- it's not like it's evil or anything. *continues to waltz into mordor*
((I'll confess to you now... I have never acually seen a single LOTR movie D:))*Grabs an over-sized Slingshot and fires a huge red-hot boulder into the center of the giant eye*
The earth starts to rumble..."I maybe should have NOT done that"
Maybe not.... *gets out my jetpack and gives you one* any clue where the diciples are?They could be over there one that snow covered mountain...then again they might be down there by the river.
I have no clue Chief. O.o
Ok then.. then I must do what no other Dragonborn has done before~ *shoots some hobbit that's wearing a ring so that I can make a finder potion*That sounds like a brilliant idea Chief ! I think the Shire is only 15 minutes to the East as the Dragon flies. I believe you will find that short pudgy barefoot ring barer there. ^.~
no need~ I just shot him, some wizard guy is now trying to kill me! D: This ring must be important *puts it on* I'll keep it safe * a zap of lightning grazes me so I baracade behind a wall* I little help?
*Runs over to your aid and holds up a +18 Silver Shield and deflects some of the other lightning attacks*
*shouts to the wizard over the commotion: "WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY! I"M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A FOUNDER POTION!"
Wizard: there was no need to kill our comrad and take the ring! give it to us or the burden of destroying it is yours!
Me: destroy it? but its so.. shiny.... *w*
